Who the hell wants a Ramen Noodle scented candle? Are people actively searching for traumatic college flashbacks? Holy moly. Change your name to Shittier Homes & Gardens if this is what your product team came up with.
Look at this beta thinking he has the market cornered on asshole wives. Man, you can’t turn into a new aisle at Walmart without running into 3-4 wives that would dropkick your face for giving them a funny look.