• PLEASE LOG IN TO VIEW MORE CONTENT AND PARTICIPAITE

Just a funny...

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
33F68925-8185-4BB3-8483-5A0BCFF958F1.jpeg
 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
Satire from The Borowitz Report

Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans​

borowitz-andy.png

By Andy Borowitz
May 12, 2015

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.

“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”

More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”

While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. “The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified,” Logsdon said.

While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Logsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. “Our research is very preliminary, but it’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.

 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
Couldn’t decide whether to place this here or in ‘Nuff Said...decided here, since it made me laugh...

2F3F6484-4400-4F8B-842C-B8013D7EB020.jpeg
 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!

Bubba had shingles.

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to New York and the other to Washington. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs." "You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again "Where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Again? Why?" "They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking." "OK."

At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts." "Great choice."

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Because I think we never been there before." “Okay, let’s give it a try."
 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member

Mitch McConnell Warns That Voting Bill Would Bring U.S. to Brink of Democracy

borwi.png

By Andy Borowitz
June 22, 2021

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Blasting the For the People Act, Senator Mitch McConnell claimed that the bill’s passage would bring the United States “to the brink of democracy.”
...
“The people who voted for us did not vote for us so that other people could vote for other people,” he said.
 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
As I read the following, Arabella jumped up on my lap to check if I was okay, I was laughing so hard, surely she thought I was having a fit of some sort…

A300D810-B30C-46DE-BB00-C2E85418459A.jpeg
63DBFDF6-BDDD-4771-8303-A714A4F8322B.jpeg
 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.
"Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.
Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."

grandma.jpg
 

KathyInAR

Founder
Staff member
I am gonna be rich!!! Who needs a million or two? Here are photos of two emails I found in my SPAM folder…

What‘s really funny, is I actually was a founding member of Dept of Homeland Security and worked for them until my retirement in 2012. 🤣😂😅

DF07F58E-8775-4973-B66C-9B59AABFD456.jpeg
C773380E-4BFF-42C9-B785-5EF7E4AF8089.jpeg





and

966EBF16-8A33-4765-B330-602976067211.jpeg
 
Top